one time I made an offer on a paintbrush in neopets and the owner was so offended by how low she thought my offer was that she sent me hatemail and then tried to get me blocked

today I realized that this interaction may be the perfect metaphor for life

let me explain u a thing thorin oakenwhatever

morethanhaute:

Dolce and Gabbana F/W 2013 Menswear

There must have been moments even that afternoon when Daisy tumbled short of his dreams—not through her own fault, but because of the colossal vitality of his illusion. It had gone beyond her, beyond everything. He had thrown himself into it with a creative passion, adding to it all the time, decking it out with every bright feather that drifted his way. No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart.

Old tree stump with grass growing over it on the Faroe Islands kind of looks like a unicorn.

steffalopod:

i think the weirdest part of tumblr is the handsome boys with extensive knowledge about anime

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

sexhaver:

what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth

omgthatartifact:

Nautilus Cup

Germany (Breslau), late 16th century

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

I don’t have control over everything but there’s something to be said for how satisfying it is to draw sriracha pentagrams in a bowl of ramen